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Old 30-11-2008, 12:07 AM
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here's a couple to end the day

I was stood at the cash point the other day when a little old lady came up to me and asked if I would be kind enough to check her balance, so being the kind hearted person that I am, I pushed her and she fell over.

It just goes to show how much thought the Job Centre staff near to where I live put into their work. A young girl I know had been working as a window cleaner when she lost her job. The Job Centre asked her what experience she had got and sent her for a job as a Computer IT Consultant because she said she had got a lot of experience with Windows.

If a man made his home in a tyre. if he got a puncture would he then be living in a flat?
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