why did the chicken cross the road half way??
because she wanted to lay it on the line ..
why did the chicken cross the soccer bitch??
because she heard the referee calling fowls...
why did the turkey cross the road??
to prove he was not a chicken...
why did not the chicken skeleton cross the road??
because she did not have enough guts....
what happens when the chicken eat gunpowder?
she lays hand gern..."egg" ...
why did the chicken cross the playground??
to get to the other slide...
why did the rabbit cross the road??
because he "paced" like chicken...
why does a chicken coop has two doors??
because if it had 4 doors .. it would be a chicken "sedan"
why did the chicken cross the construction site??
to see a man lay bricks....
which day of the week did the chicken hate most??
fry--day
why did the chicken cross the road...roll into the mud..then crossed the road again??
because he was a dirty double crosser..
what do you get when u cross a frisky chicken with a duck??
a bird that lays down..
