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beer verses
> >>Beer vs. Vagina debate
> >>
> >>1. Beer is always wet. Vagina needs a little work.
> >>One point to BEER
> >>
> >>2. Warm beer tastes awful.
> >>One point to VAGINA
> >>
> >>3. A really cold beer is satisfying.
> >>One point to BEER
> >>
> >>4. If after taking a swig of your favoriter beer you find a hair
> >>between your teeth, you may vomit. One point to VAGINA
> >>
> >>5. If you get home reeking of beer your wife may get mad, make a
> >>scene, kick you out, etc. Ifyou get home reeking of vagina your
> >>wife may get mad, kick you out, even leave you. There's definitely
> >>a point to be had here, depending on your point of view and
> >>personal circumstances. I'll just call it a DRAW for the time
>
> >>being.
> >>
> >>6. Ten beers in one night and you can't drive home. Ten vaginas in
> >>one night and you don't want to drive anywhere. One point to VAGINA
> >>
> >>7. If you have a lot of beer in a public place, your reputation may
> >>suffer. If you eat any vagina in public, you become a legend. One
> >>point to VAGINA
> >>
> >>8. If a cop stops you and you smell of beer you may get arrested.
> >>If you smell of vagina he may buy you a beer. One point to VAGINA
> >>
> >>9. You normally don't find old beer.
> >>One point to BEER
> >>
> >>10. Too much beer and you'll think you see flying saucers. Too much
> >>vagina and you'll think you've seen God. One point to VAGINA
> >>
> >>11. Ripping off a beer bottle label is boring.Ripping off panties
>
> >>is fun. One point to VAGINA
> >>
> >>12. In most countries there's a tax on beer.
> >>One point to VAGINA
> >>
> >>13. If you have another beer the first one never gets pissed off.
> >>One point to BEER
> >>
> >>14. You can always be sure if you're the first one to open a bottle
> >>or a can. One point to BEER
> >>
> >>15. If you shake beer it'll get all agitated but eventually it
> >>settles down. One point to BEER
> >>
> >>16. With beer you always have choice: clear,dark, pilsner, ale,
> >>lager,etc. One point to BEER
> >>
> >>17. You always know how much beer is going to cost.
> >>One point to BEER
> >>
> >>18. Beer doesn't have a mother.
> >>One point to BEER
> >>
> >>19. Beer never expects to be hugged for
>half an hour after you
> >>drink it.
> >>
> >>One point to BEER
> >>
> >>FINAL SCORE: BEER: 10; VAGINA: 8
> >>That's it! The matter is settled, the clear winner is: BEER
> >>
> >>PS: If you are a woman and at this point feel angry, degraded or
> >>discriminated against, just remember that Beer would experience
> >>none of those feelings, let alone express them, an extra point for
> >>BEER!
> >>
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