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the old rooster
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>> A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud
> rooster for his chicken coop.
>> The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and
> says, "OK old fart, time for you to retire."
>> The old rooster replies, "Come on, surely you cannot
> handle ALL of these chickens. Look what it has done
> to me. Can't you just let me have the two old hens
> over in the corner?"
>> The young rooster says, "Beat it: You are washed up
> and I am taking over."
>> The old rooster says, "I tell you what, young stud.
> I will race you around the farmhouse. Whoever wins
> gets the exclusive domain over the entire chicken
> coop."
>> The young rooster laughs. "You know you don't stand
> a chance old man.
>> So, just to be fair I will give you a head start."
>> The old rooster takes off running. About 15 seconds
> later the young rooster takes off running after him.
> They round the front porch of the farmhouse and the
> young rooster has closed the gap. He is already about
> 5 inches behind the old rooster and gaining fast.
>> The farmer, meanwhile, is sitting in his usual spot
> on the front porch when he sees the roosters running
> by. He grabs his shotgun and - BOOM - He blows the
> young rooster to bits.
>> The farmer sadly shakes his head and
> says, "Dammit... third *** rooster I bought this
> month."
>> Moral of this story.... Don't mess with the OLD
> FARTS - age and treachery will always overcome youth
> and skill!
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