This is a long long read but it was funny, you know those annoying email where someone promises you $80,000,000 if you help them.... this guy got his own back..
I am currently in the middle of negotiations with a man called Khehla for a share in his 100 million fortune I am at the stage of signing all the papers as we speak... I am waiting for him to speak of a release fee that I will have to cough up but will hopefully gain around $50 to set that up first... if he is easily duped that is LOL... my name for this project was carefully selected and I go by the sudaname of Yourk Iddingme
I have literally just received the 3 documents... and this is my reply
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My beautiful Khehla,
Those documents are enough to bring tears to my tired eyes. They must surely be sent from the heavens above. Praise the great Lord and all who bow on their knees right in front of him, for he surely appreciates those unrelenting kneeling women who give him pleasure.
I have to put a password on my computer now to ensure that no one learns of our business transaction. I want to leave this wretched country and make a new beginning in Borneo studying the rare butterflies that breed there. Butterflies are such beautiful insects aren't they.
Now that you have the necessary paperwork, what is required now? Are you transferring the money to my account imminently?
I will be away for 2 days now. My Mother has suffered a terrible ailment. She has developed faecal incontinence. I woke her up this morning and her bed was full of runny poopoo. Not a very nice thing to find first thing in the morning. Perhaps my Father should not have been so violent in his lovemaking during the early days of their marriage. I hope that can fix that sphincter! It is my duty to take care of my Mother so I am booking her into the Wellington Hospital. Not cheap I know but I now realise that I can afford it... I can afford anything!