Sarcasim works, its called a flame...Facetiousness, thats just humor
I understand. A few bleery eyed moments and the wrong power cord will cause some serious consternation. Thats why I always label or bundle my cords (you should see my rats nest at the server) when I setup systems at work. I dont even want to attack my home server...6 usb cords, 10 power cords (Server, Monitors, UPS, Surgesuppressors, 1 Fireware Ext. HDD, 2 USB Ext. HDD, 1 zip drive...) 2 monitors cords, 1 PS2 KB cord, 10 Switch Network Cables, 4 Phone line cords, and so on...All behind my desk of doom!