Who is the Ugliest Person...

AphJN · #1 (**permalink**) 13-04-2005, 06:08 PM

Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb, and Quasimodo were talking one day.

Sleeping Beauty said, "I believe myself to be the most beautiful girl in the world."

Tom Thumb said, "I must be the smallest person in the world."

Quasimodo said, "I absolutely have to be the ugliest person in the world."

They decided to go to the Guinness Book of World Records to have their claims verified.

Sleeping Beauty went first and came out looking deliriously happy. "It's official, I am the most beautiful girl in the world!"

Tom Thumb went next and emerged triumphant. "I am officially the smallest person in the world!"

Sometime later, Quasimodo came out looking confused. "Who the hell is Camilla Parker Bowles?"

Space_Cowby · #2 (**permalink**) 13-04-2005, 07:03 PM

i thought this was going to be a poll

AphJN · #3 (**permalink**) 13-04-2005, 07:06 PM

If I knew how to setup a Poll...It would be so...

Space_Cowby · #4 (**permalink**) 13-04-2005, 07:15 PM

That took a long time to find out how to do it

AphJN · #5 (**permalink**) 13-04-2005, 07:17 PM

Yeah, well...I was motivated!

D-A-L · #6 (**permalink**) 13-04-2005, 07:25 PM

Lmao!!

DJNafey · #7 (**permalink**) 14-04-2005, 03:53 AM

Lol !