Golfing Tips

AphJN · #1 (**permalink**) 20-04-2005, 07:59 PM

SIGN POSTED AT A GOLF CLUB

1. Back straight, knees bent, feet shoulder width apart.
2. Form a loose grip.
3. Keep your head down.
4. Avoid a quick back swing.
5. Stay out of the water.
6. Try not to hit anyone.
7. If you are taking too long, please let others go ahead of you.
8. Don't stand directly in front of others.
9. Quiet please, while others are preparing to go.
10. Don't take extra strokes.

Well done! Now flush the urinal, go outside, and tee off.

CLEVER_LOGIN_NAME · #2 (**permalink**) 20-04-2005, 11:10 PM

While golfing (obviously) I giggle like a little kid every time I walk up on a Ball Washer.

I'm immature. So what?

Jaynee · #3 (**permalink**) 21-04-2005, 02:57 AM

Ball washer???????????????? Is that the only thing it washes?

CLEVER_LOGIN_NAME · #4 (**permalink**) 21-04-2005, 04:16 PM

I've wondered that myself... and that's why I giggle.

On a side note I didn't know that they are so expensive.
http://www.hollrock.com/golf/gbay_01bw.php

AphJN · #5 (**permalink**) 21-04-2005, 04:56 PM

The unfortunate part is they are not one size fits all...