Customer: "Hi, I think I've got a problem with my monitor."
Tech Support: "Ah. Do you still have an image?"
Customer: "Yes, best image ever. Thing is, when I look at it from the side, I see red hot components."
Tech Support: "Uh, when you look at it from the SIDE? How can you see any components?"
Customer: "Well, through that big smoking hole."
I was looking for something on the web once and happened across the web site of a major electronics manufacturer. I noticed a graphic at the bottom of one of their product description pages that said that the product was Y2K compliant. Exploring further, I discovered that all their product description pages had the Y2K compliant graphic, including the pages for bread slicers and can openers. What next? Y2K compliant salt and pepper shakers?
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having a bad day then found that site although i am just learning and some of the humour was over my head i did get some of it!! hahahaha
i was walking through a wood the other day where i came apon a large heap of milk bottles i could not figure what they were doing there but carried on any way. After a while i met the farmer who owned the wood i asked them what the milk bottles were doing there he said it was a cows nest!!!!!