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Old 23-12-2005, 04:00 PM
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Christmas Jokes
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
The letter "D".

What do reindeer have that no other animals on earth have?
Baby reindeer.

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Claustrophobic.

Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
So he can ho-ho-ho.

What's the most popular wine at Christmas?
"I don't like sprouts" !

Christmas: When you exchange hellos with strangers and good buys with friends

Father to three-year old: "No a reindeer is not a horse with TV antenna.
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Re: Christmas Jokes
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What do reindeer have that no other animals on earth have?
Baby reindeer.

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Claustrophobic.

Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
So he can ho-ho-ho.
i like these 3 lol
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Re: Christmas Jokes
here are a few more:
Q: What do you call a cat on the beach at Christmas time?
A: Sandy Claus!

Question: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Answer: Frostbite.

Christmas is the time when people put so many bulbs on the outside of their houses, you don't know if they're celebrating the birth of Jesus or General Electric.

I know. I know. People say "It's the thought that counts, not the gift", but couldn't people think a little bigger!

Every year, Christmas becomes less a birthday and more a clearance sale.
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