LOL
Check these out....
http://rinkworks.com/stupid/
Some of my favourites
Tech Support: "Tell me, is the cursor still there?"
Customer: "No, I'm alone right now."
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- Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop."
- Customer: "Ok."
- Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?"
- Customer: "No."
- Tech Support: "Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?"
- Customer: "No."
- Tech Support: "Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?"
- Customer: "Sure, you told me to write 'click' and I wrote 'click'."
(At this point I had to put the caller on hold to tell the rest of the tech support staff what had happened. I couldn't, however, stop from giggling when I got back to the call.)
- Tech Support: "Ok, did you type 'click' with the keyboard?"
- Customer: "I have done something dumb, right?"
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Customer: "I can't seem to connect to the Internet."
Tech Support: "Ah, right. What operating system are you running?"
Customer: "Netscape."
Tech Support: "No, what version of Windows are you using?"
Customer: "Uhhh...Hewlett Packard?"
Tech Support: "No, Right click on 'My Computer,' and select properties on the menu."
Customer: "Your computer? It's
my computer!"
Tech Support: "No sir, I mean the little picture called 'My Computer' on your desktop."
Customer: "I don't see an icon called that on my desktop. I do see one called that on my screen."
Tech Support: "Right, just right click that, and choose Properties from the menu."
Customer: "Right click?"
Tech Support: "Just a moment, sir."
(mutes phone) "AAAAAAAARGH."
Who can relate to this? LOL
