for those who will read this ... may God have mercy on your souls. It's bad jokes

hitman47222 · #1 (**permalink**) 05-05-2009, 08:32 AM

why did the chicken cross the road half way??
because she wanted to lay it on the line ..

why did the chicken cross the soccer bitch??
because she heard the referee calling fowls...

why did the turkey cross the road??
to prove he was not a chicken...

why did not the chicken skeleton cross the road??
because she did not have enough guts....

what happens when the chicken eat gunpowder?
she lays hand gern..."egg" ...

why did the chicken cross the playground??
to get to the other slide...

why did the rabbit cross the road??
because he "paced" like chicken...

why does a chicken coop has two doors??
because if it had 4 doors .. it would be a chicken "sedan"

why did the chicken cross the construction site??
to see a man lay bricks....

which day of the week did the chicken hate most??
fry--day

why did the chicken cross the road...roll into the mud..then crossed the road again??
because he was a dirty double crosser..

what do you get when u cross a frisky chicken with a duck??
a bird that lays down..

townsbg · #2 (**permalink**) 05-05-2009, 09:18 AM

Repent for all of those BAD jokes and you might be forgiven!!!

hitman47222 · #3 (**permalink**) 05-05-2009, 11:00 AM

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Originally Posted by townsbg

Repent for all of those BAD jokes and you might be forgiven!!!

i said it in the title

may god have mercy on your soul

Kaistar · #4 (**permalink**) 05-05-2009, 12:20 PM

@townsbg, your hammer's too small to scare him. Let me go get the Norse God, Thor.

hitman47222 · #5 (**permalink**) 05-05-2009, 12:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Kaistar

@townsbg, your hammer's too small to scare him. Let me go get the Norse God, Thor.

hey i see in ur signature saying u play gta iv .. i am buying a new pc nearly and i wanted to run that game.. does the 8600 gt run it good?

Kaistar · #6 (**permalink**) 05-05-2009, 12:31 PM

GTA:4 was a freaking pain in the ass to run. They had to release 3 ruddy patches before the port was even CLOSE to acceptable on my computer, and turning down all the options and running on the lowest reso still gave me choppy framerates.

GTA:IV is a hit and miss in my opinion. Some people brag about how great it runs on their PC and how beautiful it is. Many others complain about the same issues I'm facing.

I'd say... show the specs before considering it. Just 8600GT itself? Well... you could run it. Won't be the prettiest I believe. Gotta be a lil lucky too. I'm considered lucky because I managed to run the game when it first came out without some weird error.

CaptainMazda · #7 (**permalink**) 07-05-2009, 07:53 AM

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Originally Posted by hitman47222

hey i see in ur signature saying u play gta iv .. i am buying a new pc nearly and i wanted to run that game.. does the 8600 gt run it good?

You need a quad core CPU and a powerful video card with at least a gig of video RAM to get GTA IV to run smoothly on higher settings.

Running it problem-free with a Q6600 and GTX 275 at 1680x1050 here.