Man, my mind is just blown here.
I've uninstalled and reinstalled the drivers and even uninstalled stuff using add/remove programs and now it says "Error Loading cmiconfig.cpl ... the specific module could not be found".
I've DLed the latest BIOS file from the support page. Is there a way I can use this to update my BIOS? Is that what this file is for?
Also:
Every time I boot up I get multiple "New Hardware Wizard" messages. I don't have a clue what these are referring to. Is there a way to know specifically what "new hardware" these messages are referring to?
Lately, I've been getting a balloon saying something about a "PCI Simple Communications Controller", but then it says the hardware was not installed correctly or some such.